http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O70jDboGi3Y

pornialls:

my dick is longer than the wanted’s career

fun fact: i don’t have a dick

Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me. I do not want to know who it is, at all. Don’t tell me who it is, don’t give me hints, don’t say your screen name. Tell me exactly what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat things. Don’t lie. If you hate me, tell me why. Tell me what I’m doing wrong. If you like me, tell me why. Tell me exactly what you think of me and I won’t reply I’ll just publish it.

(Source: dopeenigguh)

fevercrumb:

my mother came home singing ding dong the witch is dead like honestly this is why we can’t take her anywhere

(Source: margaytyrell)

(Source: lcohans)